Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus!

There is something about the idea of a tree octopus that I want to believe in. Ignoring the anatomically incorrect structure of the invertebrate mass of arms, I would trip balls if I saw one perched upon a pine tree on my way to the mini-mart. I wonder if it throws pine cones? The "Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus Cause" is not as much about the mythical creature itself, but about the encapsulation of imagination.